Hey everyone! I’ve decided to purchase my own domain and will now be posting exclusively to it from now on.
Unfortunately, WordPress will not allow me transfer my subscribers, so you should go to www.blissfullyunsettled.com and subscribe because you love me and don’t want to see me have to start from scratch again simply because I created the most retarded URL in history to start blogging with. Oh, and you should do it because, for each person who does not move to the new site, Jesus told me he is going to kill a bunch of senators and puppies. I’m fine with the senators, but think about those poor puppies.
So, to summarize:
1. Go to www.blissfullyunsettled.com
2. Enter your email address under the “Subscribe” section of the menu on the right.
3. Trust that I’m not going to sell your info, because I’m not. Only Mark Zuckerberg does that.
4. Hit “Subscribe”.
5. Feel angry that you just reprieved some senators from the wrath of Jesus.
6. Save some puppies.
7. Feel less angry about the senators because puppies are cute.
8. Browse recent debt ceiling headlines and feel angry again.
9. Give up and move to Canada. You can still read my blog from there.
Have an amazing day and thank you for reading!
